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Coughing, sneezing, burping and farting

Posted by Philip on 8 March 2011, 4:21 pm in , , ,

So here's the thing: we've all done it. Held in that fart in the middle of a meeting, despite the discomfort of the wind staying trapped in your bloated bowel. Or desperately, hopefully, let it slip out surreptitiously, silently. But you know those are the smelly ones.

Wait 30-45 seconds for osmosis to set in.

Everyone looks around, knowingly, scathingly. You look particularly innocent, wondering if it would make you more or less likely a suspect if you say the obvious, "Ok, who dropped that?"

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Humour, diversity and ducks

Posted by Philip on 27 October 2010, 7:05 pm in ,

My interview with Pat Armistead on "Improv Radio", Planet FM, last night.

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[Updated] Apple box or fruit bowl - the future of special education

Posted by Philip Patston on 26 July 2010, 12:00 am in , , , , , ,

This is the address I made to a forum on the Review of Special Education. The first story is an old legend of the Sioux Nation; the continuation is my own, inspired by the first.

This is the address I made to a forum on the Review of Special Education. The first story is an old legend of the Sioux Nation; the continuation is my own, inspired by the first.

The Creator gathered all of Creation and said, “I want to hide something from the humans until they are ready for it. It is the realisation that they create their own reality.”

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Diversity helps creative thinking

Posted by Philip Patston on 30 June 2010, 11:22 am in , , , , , ,

DIVINQ stands for Diversity Inquiry. It is an online and offline process, designed by Philip Patston, for young people and open-minded adults, who want to create space for a light-hearted and fun yet meaningful and exploratory conversation. The conversation aims to generate empowerment, understanding and self-acceptance by encouraging creative thinking about values, beliefs, assumptions, diversity, human rights and a myriad of other things. No DIVINQ is ever the same.

We are looking for schools, youth organisations, businesses, government departments and community groups who are interested in doing DIVINQ - watch the video and get in touch.

[youtube="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoQSw_9IdTY"]

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Dreaming of better MP stories

Posted by Philip Patston on 15 June 2010, 1:17 pm in , , ,

On Sunday afternoon while discussing with friends the week's political credit card revelations and other minor happenings, I said that anyone who volunteers for political office proves, by the act of volunteering, that they shouldn't be a politician.

That night I dreamt that I had been elected MP for Wellington. I saw myself on the streets of the capital city, being congratulated by people young and old. They assured me I would make a difference, change the world and watch lots of porn.

Actually I made up the bit about the porn, but the rest really happened – it was a perplexing dream.

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I love LA

Posted by Philip Patston on 14 April 2010, 1:17 pm in , , ,

"I’m very pleased to call LA home. Little Auckland, that is."

Written for 3news.co.nz | 14 April 2010

Last night I caught up with a friend who is back for a week between travels to Vancouver and London. It reminded me how great it is to live in Auckland. There have been times that I’ve returned from a trip abroad and felt decidedly dissatisfied with the place, itching to be off again. But these days I’m very pleased to call LA home.

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There but for the grace of gays go I

Posted by Philip Patston on 9 March 2010, 9:15 am in , , , ,

"Actually, I blame religion for my sexual orientation."

Originally published on 3news.co.nz | 9 March 2010

One of the great things about hitting 40 was the realisation that I no longer had to do stuff young people do. So it was with great relief that I found out that Shaun and Anna, members of our Peer Support Network, had decided to go to Mardi Gras. Far better they wave the gay disabled flag than me, because mine’s a little thread bare.

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Sir Ken Robinson on creativity in schools

Posted by Philip Patston on 19 February 2010, 8:34 am in , , , , ,

Sir Ken vid snap

>From ICP The National Professional Body for Creative Practitioners

"Creative Practitioners Darina Garland and Claudia Barwell met with Ken and his wife Maritherese in New York in December 2009 and recorded this interview especially for ICP. This is a rare opportunity to see Ken and Maritherese interviewed together, talking about creativity, schools, The Element ( Ken’s latest book) and life in general…" 

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Speaking of "beyond boxes"...

Posted by Philip Patston on 5 February 2010, 9:42 am in , , , ,

I like this film by Joseph Pelling. Winner of the Digital Artist Awards 2009 animation category