I've got a little soft spot for you sweetie

It oozes when you smile

You make me sag, go out of shape

And lose it for a while

I've got a little soft spot for you darling

But I keep it hidden well

Apart from this slightly wistful look

You could really hardly tell

I've got a little soft spot for you sugar

Ok, it's not so tiny

All right it's huge

Are you happy now

That you've made me go whiny?

So I've got a huge gaping soft spot for you mate

And I dream of you at night

And ten times a day I think I see you

Standing at the traffic lights

I love everything about you petal

I'm not exaggerating

And most of all I love the things

I know I should be hating

I'm completely nuts about you baby

You make me go to mush

Every time you look at me

Is like a sugar rush

I've got a little soft spot for you honey

I can live with your love handles

But there's just one thing I cannot stand

And that's the socks and roman sandals